Does it still count as dunking on someone if you can literally step over their teeny tiny selves

"I hate to be 'that guy'" - Guys that get visibly aroused by being 'that guy'

Today is National Thicc Koala day

All diss tracks should be in the style of a Weird Al polka

Neil Armstrong should have said something cool when he first stepped on the moon, like "Tits"

Spiders have too many legs. Please remove 3.

Gonna take a break from fighting crime to protest my ban from Taco Bell

Face down, ass up, please help me, I fell over.