I was in a meeting today with a zillion dudes and one young woman.

I tried my best to make sure the woman was included, and tbh she did just fine on her own.

But it reminded me how far we need to go.

I just received a notification that the Threddy enamel pins were shipped

and they are arriving soon

and OMG I’M SO EXCITED I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEM!!!

Acceptable reasons for not washing your hands after using the office restroom:

1. Meteor shower.

2. Jeff Goldblum is right outside the restroom - go get the autograph.

3. Your T. rex arms don’t reach the sink.

ALL OTHER TIMES YOU MUST WASH YOUR HANDS SERIOUSLY PEOPLE

I'm at a meeting with folks who don't know Threddy. Should I:

- Introduce myself as Threddy

- Leave stickers everywhere

- Tell Jurassic jokes and fossil facts

- Decline a task and blame my "T. rex arms"

- Recoil at the mention of a meteor

- Do nothing this is ridiculous