I popped around a friends house for a coffee yesterday. It was awful, I told him it tasted like dirt. He told me it was ground in the morning… (I’ll get my coat)

I introduced Chloe to “Tentacles” by Noisia. I think she enjoyed it from the head bobbing.

I love my hosting provider i really do. Every single ruddy month my platform gets suspended for a couple of days. Why? because the amount of traffic the site gets apparently. It's time to move on, i'm fed up with this.

On a bridge, through a tunnel and out of the country for a few hours. People do speak funny here.

I thought, lets get away for a cheeky weekend away, Just phoned around, everywhere fairly local to us here is either closed or full this weekend... blimey..

Whilst on hold with the HMRC, I sorted a tub of Haribo marshmallows into the correct colours. Not a complete waste of time I’m sure you’ll agree.

Just endured the Reed advert on TV. I’ve gotten diabetes from watching it, it’s that sickly sweet.

Is @[email protected] about to go under?

I’ve written 4 articles this week and genuinely - they’re my best work so far. Well chuffed reading them back this morning before sending them on.