Hmmmm… would 🤷🏼‍♂️

I once tried every avocado ripening trick i could find in a desperate attempt to enjoy some avocado toast. Let me tell you they are all bullshit. Just eat it tomorrow instead.

Isnt 5 months already past the point for a legal abortion before row v wade was overturned?

I’d just cook normal recipes but with a random can whenever it called for a can of something. Then thats whats for dinner and if the kiddo don’t like, he can go hungry until breakfast.

Oh also i wanna be a girl. That probably contributes too a just a bit

Girls are cuter and if i have to look at the player character all the time then i choose girl. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Don’t ever let the haters stop you from gooning, soldier.

Donut glaze.

I think his name was Mike Wazowski

Ok but if the government is spending all that money on its own citizens then how are they going to fund their hobby of blowing up brown people on the other side of the planet?