Ironically the picture in the post is of a notably non-American MiG-29. The rest seems pretty on-point, though.

We have those, and they can be found at any Barnes & Noble. You can find them by the stench. 🤢

I feel like the movie isn’t even that old!

The guillotine of the 21st century!

“…15,000 hours in this autistic PC game…”

Found another Star Citizen fan! 😆

Why yes, I have in fact been to the Tacoma Mall. 😁