Rumors of my relevance have been greatly exaggerated.
IT grunt, Dem voter in denial, Proponent of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. Cishet, he/him.
So far, much of my Mastodon life has been searching all the Twitter handles I can recall off the top of my head with about a 10% success rate.
Still, pretty good.
As much as I'd like some Slavic pagan tattoos to reflect my heritage, I'd be nervous given how swiftly Slavic pagan symbols have been appropriated by white supremacists in Eastern Europe. 😓
KMFDM album art and astronomy tattoos it is.
[Clears throat]
[Gentle repose in preparation for calm haiku]
No strangers to love
You know the rules, so do I
Never give you up
[Extremely Peter Frampton voice]
🎶 Ooh, baby I love Uruguay
Every day 🎶
Tuna's OK if it doesn't come out of a can or pouch.
Don't @ me.
This is going to take some getting-used-to relative to a certain Nazi-enabling social media platform which shall remain unnamed, but I'm liking the possibilities.
This is, however, making me feel markedly tech-stupid, despite my credentials.