I often can’t tell myself 😂

I empathize with this even as a highly computer literate person who works in tech. I turn 40 this year, and when I’m off the clock, I need to read books, touch grass, and live my life as if I don’t know how computers work.

Maybe a capybara. Here’s me dying when I met some.

Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.

I heard a comedian a while back talking about how her husband gives people a thumbs down instead of flipping them off in road rage situations and it pisses people off so much more, so I’ve been doing that to cybertrucks. I love it.

I’ve met him, he’s pretty short.

What profits?

Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.

Once I started just being honest about my social battery/commitment limit, I realized literally everyone either feels the same way or understands. I haven’t had a single negative reaction to saying something akin to the last sentiment. People appreciate it over a white lie, and if they don’t, they’re not worth the time.