I want to gather theoretical physics aficionados.
A mobius-strip-club, if you will.

Egyptologists should be called Sphinxters.

Sorry that I forgot about you lol

Instead of "you're welcome," I use, "my pleasure." In text, this requires proper punctuation. There is a big difference between, "my pleasure, friend," and, "my pleasure friend."

Punny - Containing puns
Puny - Contains less puns

Hulu ad: Enjoy the precision and beauty of a Rolex.
Me: I don't pay for ad-free Hulu, what makes you think I'm buying a Rolex?

If you're lost, look in a mirror so you can see where you are.
This is why you followed me; survival tips.

Sure, the bear/man debate is over and bear won. Now I want to let you all know I'd rather see Mothman than human man.