Snackin 🎄🍪😋

Wrapping paper without grid lines makes me anxious 😵‍💫🎁

Def wouldn't mind 2022 ending with an indictment of Trump and Elon stepping down 🎁

If he actually follows through with the results, Elon Musk stepping down from Twitter on the basis of an Internet poll is the equivalent of taking career advice from Yahoo Answers. Which in this contrived era is perfectly poetic.

I love mozzarella 🤤🧀

Yes, be kind to others. But also don't forget to be kind to yourself 💞

Wonder if I’ll end up mastodonning as much as I mast— … nvm

At the rate free speech is going at Twitter, their logo should change from a blue bird to a dodo bird, because it, too, is gonna be extinct. 🦤

Let’s hope Elon doesn’t join here, too.