LADY IS DOING AMAZING!!! She weighs 8. 7 lbs and she wants her to gain a bit more but otherwise she's totally fine!!
Got this sick candid of
@socialskeleton when we got totally trashed last night

Literally me rn because my roommate has no idea how to use deliberate movements to be quiet when I'm trying to sleep. Please. Adhd makes it bad enough trying to fall asleep and the fibro makes it difficult to stay asleep and to get a restful sleep. I will quite literally get so angry and irritated that my face will open up into a terrifying gaping maw and will eat you whole.
Happy birthday from one shambling corpse to another
@socialskeletonCryptid ooc: nothing is more goddamn cryptidic about me than this actually accurate tastebreakers playlist.
Tyler and Marie are actually getting married. Here is a wedding photo of her adoptive family. They're from Texas. They were kept in a tank that a child brought with her on a cruise. The cruise hit some nasty waves and the tank went under where Marie landed on Tyler's head. They tell the story of their meeting way better than I ever could. Mazal tov to Tyler and Marie. May your algae growth and slime be plentiful.
Cryptid: the dark circles/bags/gaunt of my eyes