Sometimes I get mad that I left Catholicism for a reason as boring as being an atheist. There are SO MANY worthwhile dealbreakers I was unaware of at the time.
| Broken Foot? | Still pinchy |
| Knit Fast | Die Warm |
| Bob's Burgers | Yeah |
| Pronouns | she/her/hers |
Pony Danza
@ThatDollSally
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Spending my days the way I'm spending my nights... full of crippling anxiety.
I just realized that America is the world's Walmart and now I hate myself.
𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊vibe check
please have your vibes ready for inspection
I want to swim Scrooge McDuck style through Scrabble tiles.
The fattest Jack Russell/Dachshund mix just pulled away from its owner to sniff my shoe. This is the happiest I've been in a week. 😍😍😍
I just got wine stains on my rainbow hoodie. Most fucking San Francisco Millennial problem ever.
I just realized that I've been pronouncing the word 'existential' as 'esixtential' for at least the past couple of months and now I'm questioning everything.
I'm half expecting someone to tell me that it's pronounced 'inory'.
Nothing reminds me of my eventual mortality quite like the increasing amount of time it takes to scroll to my birth year in a drop-down menu.
Do-si-do Girl Scout cookies
+ lingonberry jam
= happiness
+ lingonberry jam
= happiness
It's nice to know that Whole Foods' new commercial recognizes their store is where you go to buy good intentions.