Abraxas3d"I wonder why my printer is acting up."
Well, I found out.
My pet bird Steve likes to peck at the printer until he gets a test print, and then the machine blows a bunch of warm air up his butt.
Honestly, I have only empathy.
Tero
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Elokapina – XR FinlandLyhyille lentomatkoille laitettiin stoppi Ranskassa
Ranska on kieltänyt lentomatkustamisen kotimaan reiteillä, jotka on mahdollista kulkea junalla alle kahdessa ja puolessa tunnissa. Lyhyet lennot kieltävä valtioneuvoston asetus astui voimaan tiistaina.
Lyhyiden lentojen kielto sisältyi Ranskan toissa vuoden ilmastolakiin, ja sitä sovellettiin jo käytännössä, mutta jotkut lentoyhtiöt olivat pyytäneet Euroopan komissiota tutkimaan kiellon laillisuutta.
Alice McFlurry 
Boss: Why is your work only 80% complete?
Me: Oh, yes! There’s a very good explanation for that.
In my last performance review, you noted that I was exceeding all expectations, but that you were only giving me a 4 out of 5 because you “never give 5s” because “there’s always room for improvement.”
As a result, I’ve taken the initiative to deliver at 4/5 capacity to ensure I’m performing according to your expectations.
As we’ve already established, I’m easily capable of performing at and above 100%, so please let me know once you’ve adjusted my performance rating to a 5 and I will adjust my performance accordingly.
Julian OliverI'm with Lili Fuhr, from the Centre for International Environmental Law, who attended the approval session:
"We know what needs to happen, but the carbon removal part and carbon capture and storage ideas are a massive distraction'.
One can not say we have so little time left & expect alpha tech like gigaton scale carbon capture & storage (CCS) to mature, manufacture & populate the planet at any meaningful scale, lest of all in recession years.
Tech will not save us.
Mikko HeikkinenLintuatlaksessa Suomen linnuston levinneisyyttä kartoitetaan vapaaehtoisvoimin. Hanke alkoi viime vuonna, ja tähän mennessä havaintoja on kerätty yli 90 % suomen atlasruuduista, yhteensä yli 400.000 kpl.
Tehokasta joukkoistamista! Tähän ei olisi varaa palkatulla työvoimalla. 😃 🦉
Kartan keltaisilta ruuduilta ei ole vielä havaintoja. Hanke jatkuu 2025 asti.
Giulio MattioliI am quoted in this Economist article on the rise of anti-car policies https://www.economist.com/international/2023/02/16/throughout-the-rich-world-the-young-are-falling-out-of-love-with-cars
Taapero leikkii samanikäisen serkkunsa kanssa tuntikaupalla. Tulee aika lähteä.
Serkku: ”Heippa kakka!”
Taapero: ”Heippa pissa!”
Molemmat: ”Höhöhö…”
Jeff YangThe inside of a cello looks like a place where something whimsically unspeakable happened in a Guillermo del Toro movie
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