Ted Hoffman's Actuarials

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May or may not be the legendary TV attorney. I do actuarials on stuff. No, I don't know how long you're going to live. Any humor is likely accidental, though I'm really funny for being an actuary. Longtime critic of "teh analytics." Probably know a bunch of stuff about a bunch of other stuff, too.
The only good content left on Twitter is Musk’s former employees debunking his bullsh*t
Former Twitter employee resigns with “Rate limit exceeded” cake via @PopCrave
Just recorded a super-long episode of Serious Trouble about the Trump indictment. Dropping tonight or tomorrow. It wouldn’t be so long but Josh went on a rant about how there’s no such thing as an “emergency podcast.” I mean when he’s right he’s right.
Recording the podcast today and thinking about Trump’s press conference I realized Trump is that significant other who cannot argue about ANYTHING without bringing up an endless array of old shit.
After watching Child 3 order at McDonald's, I'm trying to figure out where the time savings and added convenience is considering it took them at least 3 extra minutes over what a cashier normally needs, and we still have to get our own drinks like we would anyway.
5. Speaking of people copying news: chances are really high you're not getting paid to be a news aggregator. Quit sharing every news article you see, unless you've got novel thoughts about it. No, you ranting convulsively about everything doesn't constitute novel thoughts.
4. There are *way* more "news" and "media" outlets than there need to be. I promise if 95% of them went away, no one would miss them - especially when their "news" is merely copying what other established media outlets have produced. I know you want to find your $15 of fame and milk it for everything you can so you can get rich quick, but JFC try doing something original. Hell, try covering local news - something that would provide incredible value to everyone.
3. For all the complaining someone did about bots being a number of accounts, there are significantly more of them now than ever before. That, or there's a vast number of people - more than even I thought - who are too lazy to think of their own things to say who see what someone else wrote and just copy/paste it. Or, both of those might be true.
2. If you *really* feel the need to go search social media for current weather, make liberal use of the mute/block functions. Nothing is more annoying than seeing 43 people screaming "TOWN, THIS IS A MASSIVE TORNADO, GET TO SHELTER NOW!" and it's even more annoying when nearly all of them are parroting the exact same thing. And that's before I circle back to "they're spouting shit they don't understand" which really needs an hour of my time.

Things I knew, but they bear repeating:

1. Do not use social media as your source for weather information, especially during impending severe weather. *Way* too many people are "experts" and spout shit they don't understand, but they're looking for clicks and follows - and in the case of YTers, suckers to send them money.