“Who’s throwing handles!?”

Because they don’t actually give a shit about society.

I don’t think the point of genocide is for them to leave.

Call me whatever

But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.

More like a casserole

No just on here.

I’m sure Barbara Streisand would love for it to go away.

I always wonder if people go to the doctor with a long list of drugs.

Is x right for me? No? What about Y? No? What about Z?

What you want is a potato ricer. They’re awesome.

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THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE