Mastodawn

@JustShelly Hi love!! Haven't checked this account in awhile. Are you over at Bluesky yet?

@benjaminwittes Happy you're here!

Big jump in Mastodon sign-ups today.

16,287 in the last day.

998 in the past hour, in fact.

Which is interesting because I believe we were at 80 per hour on Monday.

Also, we're 115,597 away from 10 million accounts.

@monorailtimes Suddenly occurred to me that I haven't seen you on the bird app in ages. So happy to have found you!

Twitter users: OMG, the #birdsite isn't working.

And: OMG, Musk is charging for 2-factor authentication now!

And: OMG, Musk is amplifying right-wing misinformation!

And: OMG, Musk is hanging with Rupert Murdoch!

And: OMG, abuse is rampant on Twitter now!

Also Twitter users: Here are another hundred tweets creating thousands of engagements that improve Musk's ad revenue.

You're not “fighting a good fight” on #Twitter. You're just helping Elon Musk win!

@billchilds Sigh. This album was *everything* to me.

Hello, the Violent Femmes debut will be 40 years old on April 13

@mattsledge Stop teasing!! 😆 When will we find out?

Wait, so the Party Down reboot has all of the original and cast except Lizzy Caplan? 🤯

Good morning, #Bengals family! Happy Game Dey! #WhoDey!