@Tarale

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doing the mum thing and sometimes the art thing.
Mostly over at aus.social

she/her

Art stuffhttp://tarale.net
Good news Everyone! I've fixed my server issues - DNS / IPv6 routing problems... I've solved it by disabling IPv6.. The best solution!

Today in accidental child terror:

I opened an umbrella.

Aw man I ned to figure out if you can make a .gif out of a live photo because wow I had this cute shot of the boy and now I also have this shot of the contents of his mouth

Ah, there goes SINGH again, hooning extremely loudly down my street while the baby naps

(I know it's SINGH because his number plate says SINGH)

Fuck you, SINGH.

Me: (whispering) hey siri set a timer for ten minutes

SIRI: YOUR TIMER HAS BEEN SET FOR

Me: *suffocates phone with a pillow*

FUCKING SUCCESS
PAPER OFF THE ROLL AND ON THE BAKING TRAY READY FOR PIZZA FINGERS
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
LET'S SEE IF I CAN RIP A PIECE OF BAKING PAPER OFF THE ROLL WITHOUT WAKING A NAPPING TODDLER
HEY COMPUTER
STOP OPENING GOOGLE HANGOUTS
Slightly concerned that the boy says "daddy" when he sees mobile phones.