doing the mum thing and sometimes the art thing.
Mostly over at aus.social
she/her
| Art stuff | http://tarale.net |
doing the mum thing and sometimes the art thing.
Mostly over at aus.social
she/her
| Art stuff | http://tarale.net |
Today in accidental child terror:
I opened an umbrella.
Ah, there goes SINGH again, hooning extremely loudly down my street while the baby naps
(I know it's SINGH because his number plate says SINGH)
Fuck you, SINGH.
Me: (whispering) hey siri set a timer for ten minutes
SIRI: YOUR TIMER HAS BEEN SET FOR
Me: *suffocates phone with a pillow*