One of those optical illusions: Donald Duck hate-fucking himself... or something else?

Chipotle, good sir, wins an internet and all of the bacon

Quiet day but I was a fan; hope y'all did good too. Tomorrow maybe?

Damn it got late; phew that's a wrap

Sweat forms on my forehead as my mind races; it cannot process this nor any implications it may have

This discrimination against internet sweeties you want those pics from will Not Stand!

Excuse me sir, where did you lifeguard? Who was your certifier there? WHO CERTIFIED YOU?

“Fuckin, what do kids like now?”

Hell yes jersey shore you don’t disappoint; crappy boardwalk prizes, now off to finding offensive tacky t shirts referencing cartoon characters and pot