Jo Blair, Witch Project

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Plants, food, writing, auDHD
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Me, looking on in horror as my teenage son watches "Skibidi Toilet" videos and annoys strangers for TikTok clout:

Son, please, I beg you... smoke this joint and listen to these heavy metal records... Im trying to help you. That's a D&D box set, we'll get to that in a minute.

Well that's the fruit cage and greenhouse gone. But we got some free firewood.
😭 #stormdarragh
I appear to have accidentally bought another loom.
I'm wondering if I can sneak it past the husband. Not sure if I can take more eye rolling 😬
It's half past 11 and the kid is still awake. The cat jumped onto the grillpan and started licking it, his feet are all greasy.
Happy anniversary to us 🍷
I have a new boob warmer 😁
He has arrived. It is Caturday!
Saturday is Caturday 😻
Handsome chap is getting picked up next week 😁

Kidlet decided to stay up all night. He is now disregulated to hell and screaming like a banshee.
Today is going to be interesting.

Like a curse about the times we live in sort of interesting.

Send cake and earplugs!

Knackered myself tidying up. The house is pretty disgusting so this could take a while.
Tidying is part of kitten proofing so this little raccoon can come stay soon