I accept this wholeheartedly.

I wonder if r/Windows11 would agree that “everything works.” Damn near every new update is bringing new issues with them. The entire OS is a privacy nightmare. Microslop is constantly shoving Copilot where people don’t want it. There a plenty of valid reasons why people recommend Linux, Apple, and even Windows 10 over Windows 11.

Not in this timeline, it seems.

Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.

That’s impressive, to be honest. Expedition 33 even had complete normies talking about it.

This creates another problem.

“Don’t say ‘retard,’ it’s offensive.” “Okay, I’ll say ‘xxx’ instead.”

One week later:

“Don’t say ‘xxx,’ it’s offensive.”

God knows how many senseless words are going to have to be made just to say one thing. Just say retard. If people don’t like it, they can get mad or ignore it. One way or another, life is moving on.

If they’re like me, they probably start the shower to let the water heat up, and poop in the meantime.

… At least, I hope that’s what they’re doing…

I’ll see your top kek, and raise you a top Nep.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the water he drank Fiji? If so, that’d explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

Men, don’t settle for a best friend who won’t threaten to kill you.