this is the mood tonight

ahlbi: miss maya....she's been arrested!
amy: ah yes, her favorite hobby

i couldn't stop thinking abt this meme so i went and made it again i fucking hate this

phantom: so :) will you tell me NOW what your biggest secret is :)
simon: yea
phantom:
simon: i once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks
simon: i didn't actually sell my last car i just forgot where i parked it
simon: i don't know who al gore is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
simon: when they say 2% milk i don't know what the other 98% is
simon: when i was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me
simon: i once threw a beer at a swan + then it attacked my niece athena