I think I'm being left behind. #therapture

My power has been out since 6 a.m., so I checked into Austin's finest hotel. And if I stay up until 10 tonight, I can watch Beverly Hills Cop on Showtime. I'm living my childhood dream.

Am I watching Marry Me right now? Yes. Have I laughed out loud a few times? Also yes. Would I consider watching it again one day? Sure, why not. Am I hoping to get choked up at the end to vent pent-up emotions? This press conference is over.

#tbt to when the dog found out she was stuck with me as her furever person.

Fucking shoot me.

Hate to see Jerry Jones so upset.

Might wanna do the anniversaries in dog years.

Bullshit. #bullshit

I just broke the news to her that the next season of Cobra Kai will be the last one.