holy shit your right lol…good catch.

Makes me want to get out more so I can have real interaction with real peop-

sees people walking around with meta glasses

me: “Hey hows it going?”

person(GEMINI 35.84 INTERFACE): “Human is approaching you, facescan assumes awkward, potentially hostile, he isn’t tagged, there is no name above his head. do not speak with him”

person: turns and walks away silently in a creepy puppet manner

me: “What the actual fuck?”

GEMINI 35.84: “Uploading unknown face into database to Stargate for analysis, no match, law enforcement has been called”

News at 11: “A man has been incinerated by law enforcement in what officials are describing as a special unwanted persons removal operation”

this shit could become real in a few decades. funny and depressing as fuck.

leopard is about to their sons and daughters heads, not just faces

2028

because he is a conservative dumbfucking cunt.

judge: the jury finds the defendant guilty of 9 counts of child negligence, and will serve 5 months in prison with a fine of $10,000 in damages.

prisoner: what you here for? what did you do?

father: I allowed my child to create his own account on Debian Trixie 13.3 with KDE Plasma interface.

prisoner: chuckles

I was born in Feb 4th, 1987

she smiles like the woman from ba sing se,

the back in the 90s part screams body language of desperation to signal to him to play along and say what she wants him to say.

he’s full of shit.

the ufo thing is just a grift, they aren’t going to say anything about ufos even if they win the midterms. trump thinks your stupid, just like in 2024 when he said he knows what the ufos are and then stopped talking about it once he won the election.

while getting banged from behind by putin.

didn’t know that about XMPP, gonna read up on it.