Hmm. I haven’t been here in months. What’s up mastodon?

My Syd. Such a lady. #cats
https://mastodon.cloud/media/Uco3qBclhJAveLGoGW8

Coworker made what he refers to as "death corn." Popcorn made in a skillet with a shit-ton of ghost pepper hot sauce. Just the smell is making me sweat. I ate one kernel 40 minutes ago and my tongue still burns. 😵

Nothing like belting this passionately during my commute.
https://mastodon.cloud/media/7QXsMI7prAejZQyH4SU

I really dislike having to do a self-evaluation for my annual review.

Tornado warning. Again. Sheltering in server room at work. Again. #midwestlife

Can't stop my leg from nervously jiggling today.

It's "both," not "bolth."

Good morning Mastodon.