You’re more likely to be murdered by an American while stationed stateside than you are to be killed in combat.

More likely to get a DUI than you are to even see combat.

You’re more likely to cheat or be cheated on during your contract than you are to leave the service in a happy marriage.

BUT there’s also free college and healthcare (albeit very shitty).

You’re honestly better off immigrating to an actual first world country where those things aren’t locked behind an oath to shoot brown kids on the other side of the world.

Then block them and move on. Stick your head in the sand while democracy erodes.

Don’t fucking tell people where they’re allowed to speak out. Go lick a Nazi boot.

Not for long, just wait till his third term when he spray paints the entire thing gold.

A gilded house for another gilded age.

It contributes to the learned helplessness of society.

Don’t bother speaking out against anything, anywhere, lest ye annoy some random pedo-apologist on the internet.

Previously starred in Sin City as a certain yellow bastard, that Stephen Miller?

If you’re more upset at that comment than you are at the fact that our government is actively providing interference for kid-fuckers then you may well be part of the problem.

Wal-Mart has already been sued multiple times for paying employees in vouchers only redeemable at Walmart, a.k.a. company scrip. Which is blatantly illegal.

If done wrong (say, by Amazon at some mega-fullfillment center) this is going to turn into company towns very quickly.

Does anyone else think this entire debacle was just done to appease Trump’s dementia-fuelled order to reopen the actual Alcatraz? Because I haven’t heard a peep about that since he announced it.

Picture it: “What if we opened up a NEW Alcatraz, Mr president? With alligators instead of sharks! And only brown people, because whites behind bars make us all sad. And we’ll even put it in your own backyard so you can fly Marine One over it and piss on the detainees!”

How much do you have to hate yourself and your gender to willingly suck this mans cock this hard on national TV?

Seriously, every single press conference has at least 5 minutes dedicated to how trump took the biggest, most bestest shit in his diaper anyone every made, possibly in history, and is a very smart boy with a very very big penis.

It’s just so goddamn weird.

We could never do mandatory voting because it infinges on our right to sit on our aforementioned asses. Also the Republican party would cease to exist north of the Mason-Dixon.