No points for originality, I know, but what do you think otherwise?

huh wonder why it's called that

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media stop treating novelists as oracles with scientific or foreign policy expertise challenge

Something weirdly poetic about this impotently angry comment on a weather story

Astoria: where you can play the game, "Loukoumades or Takoyaki?"

This might be the Muskmelon's pettiest move so far.

Auroras with threatening auras:

I'm sorry, what

Misleading claims in a Letter to the Editor. This lecturer is a member of the faculty in St. Lawrence's *economics* department. That information probably should have been included.