Elon's Twitter, last sighted off Newfoundland this evening

All the people I follow on Twitter when I look in here for the first time in ages

Buying my dream armchair today. Comfortably midlife.

Meanwhile, at Twitter HQ:
'We sure showed those libs, didn't we?'

Realised I'm wearing odd socks today. May never live this down, whisky and service revolver required.

Anyway, some Big News: I've managed to successfully con people into believing I am responsible enough to have a mortgage.

Morning all

Oh 'ere she bleedin' is.