Lame guy with a cool dog. #sanjose based with #seattle ties. Costco enthusiast. Hoobastank historian. I talk about sports a lot.
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| Pronouns | He/him |
| Dog’s name | Cece |
| Major | Depression |
| Screaming | and pushing buttons |
Togos employee: "ok and what kind of cheese for your sandwich?"
Me: "what are my options?"
Togos employee: "cheddar, swiss, provolone, white American"
Me: "oh...I'll take.......me"
Togos employee: "......."
Me: ".....w....white American"
Togos employee: "......."
Me: "y...you know because I'm wh.."
Togos employee: "any chips or a drink?"
Me: “Gonna go clear the gutters.”
Wife: “What? Why? It’s 8:30pm???”
Me: “Yeah I know.”
Wife: “We were about to get ready for bed and..”
Me: “THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO RIGHT NOW”
Me this morning: “Eh, I don’t wanna clean the gutters, too much work, gotta grab the ladder, find some gloves, grab a bucket, bleh.”
Me at 8:45pm: “I cleaned all our gutters, I’m gonna start on the neighbor’s gutters and then the next house over and the next one and the next one and..”