Pretty much everything can become quite potent when mixed with other things. There are so many better ways to dispose of bodies than having acid delivered to an island.

Have pear tree, can confirm. I used to fill my dumpster twice with rotten fallen pears. I figured out a new tactic though: let them fall, then leave the back gate open so the urban deer can come eat them.

Have you seen who’s in charge of our government? They’re probably the ones making the prompts

Unfortunately I can’t figure out a way to clear 6 figures playing in my garden…

I’ve worked fast food, my kid currently works at McDs. Under no circumstances is there an entire bag worth of chicken nuggets cooked and sitting in the warmer ready to go. Chicken gets cooked to order.

No, the world is better off without them. Some humans are a net negative on humanity and should not be allowed to continue consuming our resources.

The thing is, as a straight white middle-aged natural born citizen, there’s only one reason for the feds to ever kick in my door, and if that happens my life as a free man is over anyway. You fucking bet I’m taking as many of them with me as possible.

If you see me out packing protecting my neighborhood, know that my rifle is NOT unloaded, that 40-round is full and ready to unleash hell, and I’ve got 4 more of them ready to go.

From what I’ve seen like 90% of full size SUV drivers should’ve just gotten an Outback, 5% would’ve been fine with a mid size, and the last 5% actually need one that big.

“Beat him” suggests he was ever under consideration.