Squozen 🇪🇺

@Squozen
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Filthy Aussie IMMIGRANT living in the EU. Paying taxes and obeying the law like the vast majority do. And we’ve bought a house!
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I need to work out how to move my account to another… thing. What do you call the things?
Oh no the UK government are exploding what a shame.
I just had my first general anaesthetic and surgery. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
I just did my first kart race and came 7/20. Not too bad considering.

Hey Siri, play some music
Music starts playing on the phone instead of the iPad next to it
Hey Siri, what song is this
Let me listen says the phone
Phone, you’re literally playing the fucking song, why are you Shazamming it
Hey Siri, skip this song
…
Hey Siri, skip this song
*ipad starts playing a different song, same song continues playing on phone*

If I was this bad at my job I’d be fired.

Did I say unexpected? I meant to say tediously predictable.
How unexpected that the new Dr Who has got the racists all worked up.
Woot! I just spent some money on upgrading the home network now that I’m working from home full time. 2.5Gb RJ45, 10Gb uplinks and a 2.5Gb enterprise wireless AP.
The exhaust fan on coffee roaster, after many years, has given up on life. Time to work out how aliexpress works because it’s just a simple 12cm PC fan and I’m not paying crazy money for a ‘real’ one.
The problem with spring is seeing how much dust is encrusted on your blinds and knowing you’re going to have to finally clean your house after a year of living in filth.