Spock of Vulcan

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Commander, USS Enterprise, NCC-1701 of the United Federation of Planets.
@RikerGoogling Superman robots
@mikey in the mirror universe they just set the tree on fire
I cannot determine the purpose of a Hallmark store.
@adhdeanasl so that’s why I feel so fresh every morning…
@annaleen wait, what??? Crypto is built from something??
@mikey mastatoots?
If a Twitter tweets, does a mastodon mastadeet?
When an escalator goes down, it is not escalating. Illogical.
People seem to think trump doesn’t want to share his tax returns because he has something to hide, but what if he doesn’t want to share his tax returns because he just doesn’t like to share? #NurserySchoolLogic
@mikey I think he would ignore the pre-drilled holes, drill his own, and then order his team to plug them back up, after laying them off