Sparkwave

@Sparkwave@wetdry.world
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Silly game dev from Poland
Certified watermelon lover and cat
Different programming languages are just different ways of unleashing horrible things unto this world.

She/Her, Pansexual

Very sporadic posting. Swears a lot. Keep this in mind when following.

Website: https://sparkwave.neocities.org/
My games: https://sparkwave.itch.io

Most forms of DMs open (but only if you're 18+, because of certain fedi meta), virtually no triggers.
Actually, please do DM me.

I may not fully align/agree with the political views of any people I follow, nor any instance's admins or owners.

Reviews:
"Would extend DVD rentals with" - @akane

LocationSomewhere in Poland, Dolnośląskie
PronounsShe/Her
SexualityYes
Discordsparkwave
Althttps://woem.men/@Sparkwave
Pronouns pagehttps://en.pronouns.page/@Sparkwave
everyone please. me and my family really need your donations. on the 13th we will either have to pay for the hotel we've been living in for the past month or be forced to leave and find another place to live, but we can't do either without your help.

please consider donating. please get our goal met.

https://www.paypal.me/hazelnutflavorcoffee

goal: $0/$500

#emergencymutualaid #helpfolkslive2025 #MutualAid #mutualaid #begpost #emergencybegpost #PrideMonth #mutualaidrequest

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@FediAid
@mutualaid@a.gup.pe
Sean James Geld mit PayPal.Me senden

Folgen Sie dem Link PayPal.Me/hazelnutflavorcoffee und geben Sie den Betrag ein. Es ist bequem und sicher. Sie haben noch kein PayPal-Konto? Kein Problem.

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@olivvybee And it stays there for like 10 seconds with no way to close it, with a white background even if you're in dark mode
@green @ielenia Mine has both Polish and English next to each other, but things aren't written twice unless they are specifically Polish words, so I imagine it's similar to this in other languages that use the Latin alphabet
gotten plenty of shares, but still no more donations. as previously stated we are being forced to leave this hotel on the 13th, and as of right now we can't go anywhere else without your help.

please keep helping us.

goal is still at $140/$800!

#MutualAid #mutualaid #helpfolkslive2025 #emergencymutualaid #begpost #emergencycrowdfunding #mutualaidrequest

@edendestroyer @mutualaid@a.gup.pe @FediAid
Windows 8 is cursed. in Windows 8, build 8148, the "Windows Proximity Connection" notification sound is just ..... some rando, speaking exclusively into the right channel mic of their laptop, yellilng "PROXIMITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" with a bunch of fan noise. Whoever you are, presumably Microsoft entity, "PROXIMITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" to you too
so recently my server has unintentionally been inside a DDoS of my own making. any smaller webserver i point my domain at becomes instantly crippled. let me explain the situation...

so i make minecraft mods, right. well, at one point, i made this library mod called CICADA, that has a bunch of shared utilities i use. this is pretty common practice

then once i had that, i realized, hey! why not make a funny thing in this library mod that gives my own minecraft character a cape when anyone sees me! that would be kinda neat.

it couldnt just be simply hardcoded though of course, so i had a genius plan. i would put a simple "api" of sorts up on github pages that would have directories for all the players that i want to have capes. the mod can do a quick http request in the background, and if it doesnt return a 404, load the cape from the png thats returned to display on the player

now you might wonder, this is a perfect idea is it not? how could this possibly have caused any issues? ...yea i think you can roughly guess where this went

for the github pages thing, i used the one domain i had available at the time:
enjarai.dev. now, you may notice that this currently hosts my personal website. which is no longer on github pages.

when i made this migration, i realized something quite concerning. my mods are
popular.

my servers cpu was consistently pinned at 100% over 4 cores, and i was getting...
checks notes thousands of GET requests a second. 24/7. neither me nor my server were very happy about this as you might imagine

for quite a while, i've honestly just kinda... put up with this. there didnt seem to be anything i could do, short of just not using my domain or migrating back to github, neither of which i wanted

its been getting worse and worse though, my disk is filling up with access logs within literal hours after clearing them (so i had to disable those) and im running out of bandwidth quota on my VPS every month. something needs to change

so i shared my problem with a bunch of friends last night, and we brainstormed the hell out of this. after a lot of ideas, including potentially sending malformed PNGs to crash people's games and force them to update the mod (which turned out not to be feasible), i landed on a pretty decent solution i think

everyone using an old version of CICADA will now see this cape. on every single player

i really hope this works, cause if not, im kinda out of ideas

will keep yall posted
@N33R Yeah... Veterinarian isn't the first thing that came to mind when I saw this...