Making music out of nothing but airhorns and sirens: hilarious
Playing music made up of nothing but airhorns and sirens at mandatory corporate meetings: violation of the Geneva Convention.

But, normalizing the sound of sirens so that nobody panics during the eventual raid by the feds is a brilliant move

When I bought my first new car, the first 50 miles on the odometer were spent driving out to visit my parents. My mom immediately let the family dog in the car, which then tore into the vinyl trim around the interior, destroying a brand new car. A month later that bitch died and we, in the automotive industry call that Carma.

But our dog is still doing great, tearing apart more gardens, now, than cars.

Be me, 2018, last day at Starbucks. Quit? No. Decide to tell that one regular that when you have us remake a Venti 8-shot 1-pump vanilla 4-pump hazelnut soy latte, we remake it decaf. Then I hope you call the manager over to fire me.

Didn't get fired, then, either, but I did stop going in. I could probably still pick up shifts if I still hated myself and needed a reminder of where anxiety comes from.