HELLO! THE LADY CAN TELL I AM BITING MY FEET EVEN WHEN SHE HAS HER EYES SHUT! IS SHE MAGICAL?

HELLO! I CAN LICK MY LEG AND THE LADY’S LEG AT THE SAME TIME. I AM GOOD AT MULTITASKING!

HELLO! MY NATURAL HABITAT IS IN THE WAY!

HELLO! PHIESO IS BACK! WHY WILL SHE NOT PLAY WITH ME?!

HELLO! I FACE THE OTHER WAY SO THE LADY WILL NOT KNOW I AM CHEWING MY FEET. I AM SO SNEAKY!

HELLO! I AM TESTING IF THE MAN HAS A FLAVOUR. A LARGE SAMPLE SIZE IS IMPORTANT FOR REDUCED MARGIN OF ERROR. THE MAN DISAGREES!

HELLO SAINT PANCAKE IS BRILLIANT CAN HE COME EVERY DAY?!?

HELLO! THE LADY WOULD NOT LET ME EAT A HEDGE BAGUETTE. EVEN THOUGH I AM A STARVE! STAAAAAARVE!

HELLO! THERE IS A MYSTERY. THE SNACK I DUG UP AND ATE A FEW DAYS AGO IS NOT WHERE I BURIED IT!

HELLO! THE AN POST LADY SAID HELLO TO ME AND GAVE ME A BISCUIT! SHE IS PRETTY GREAT!