She was toppleless until this.

This guy nose.

I can’t tell you how many times this has saved me at checkout.

The swallows can barely make Capistrano and we’ve got geese on Jupiter.

It’s likely just gas.

I’ve been around those higher hydrogen sulfate passers. If that’s beneficial…I’ll pass.

Dick Johnson?

I’ve noticed an uptick in sax and violins in this community.

• Dad the Boomer

The piss de résistance.

Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.