Blind in one eye, missing part of an ear and several teeth, Catlandia’s most notorious crime lord, Okra Copernicus Derrida Jones, wears her scars like medals.
In this undated photo, Jones is seen slobbering after smoking a large quantity of catnip.
They say to never get high on your own supply.
It can now be revealed that the codex is actually a complicated set of instructions for playing a game similar to today’s wildly popular Wordle.
“It’s been a long time coming, but I just wish it were a bit more exciting,” said Dr. Divisadero. (2/2)
Researcher Illuminates the Manuscript
In what academicians are calling an astonishing breakthrough, Dr. Giles Aloysius Divisadero, a researcher at Catlandia University, has published the first comprehensive interpretation of the Voynich Manuscript.
The medieval codex has puzzled linguists, cryptologists and mathematicians for hundreds of years, with Dr. Divisadero making the accurate translation of the manuscript his life’s work. (1/2)
Queen Cookie-Lou takes a moment out of her busy morning to enjoy the spring sunshine. Soon enough it will be time to continue her official duties including chasing moths, eating grass, scratching the furniture and most importantly, disgorging a fur ball for her subjects to step on when not looking. Yes, it's a lot and this is why we gladly pledge our allegiance to her.
Mister Giles Aloysius Divisadero will be spending this Sunday resting after spending Saturday doing the exact same thing. His is a tough life.
Cookie-Lou the Tuxie wishes every single one of you a good morning and the happiest of Caturdays!
Getting a head start on the weekend, Cookie-Lou, the notorious Tuxie, didn't know when to call it quits with the catnip and this is the horrible, graphic, deeply disturbing result.
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Montrose J. Scampi (aka Monty) would like to wish everyone a peaceful #Caturday.