100% this. If I had a dishwasher I wouldn’t give a flying fuck how it’s loaded- I’d just be happy to own the damn thing.

Played a couple hours. So far it slaps.

I just finished loving myself, thanks.

Well shit when you put it that way.

I don’t believe you.

Why not? You can do it for free you know.

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TIL: that intimacy coordination is a thing

Oh great, the thing no one asked for???

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it