Sludge

@SludgePhD
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Hell is other people's Software | Uɴᴘʀᴇᴅɪᴄᴛᴀʙʟᴇ | ∆Σ | Posts about: computer graphics, computer vision & GPU programming; compilers; cryptography
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localhostlocalhosed

year-of-the-linux-desktop update:

The KDE crash reporter, Dr. Konqi, crashes.

This crash then invokes another instance of Dr. Konqi, which, crashes.

My system now has fifteen thousand failed systemd units. `systemctl` is timing out when the post-install hooks in the package manager invoke it.

AI in China: "This will help us do our jobs! It will make our lives easier!"

AI in the West: Ȁ̶̬L̶̫̕L̴̘̈ ̶̩̚Ṫ̸͍H̷̙̃Ȧ̴̱T̴͔̍ ̸̧̉I̴͖̐Ṡ̷͙ ̷͎̐S̸̭̈́O̶̲͊L̶͉͝Ḯ̵̳D̸̨̒ ̸͎̾M̷͙̌E̷͎̚L̴͠ͅT̶͕̽Š̷̪ ̸͖̓I̵̜̾Ń̸̜T̴͍̀Ò̸̤ ̸̤͗À̷̦I̷̖̾R̴̟̃

Mastodon is genuinely saturated with the most disgustingly bloodthirsty Americans I have ever fucking seen. Absolutely sickening. Even Twitter isn't this bad, Twitter at least has a lot of people that push back against this crap.
Vintage Story 1.22 will let you get high on shrooms
this could fix me
large languish model

super excited to be able to talk about this now: my colleagues have developed constant-time preservation features for LLVM to ensure that optimisations don't negatively impact timing-sensitive code like cryptographic implementations. this is a huge step towards alleviating a decades-long standing thorn in the side of cryptographic implementations.

https://blog.trailofbits.com/2025/11/25/constant-time-support-lands-in-llvm-protecting-cryptographic-code-at-the-compiler-level/

Constant-time support lands in LLVM: Protecting cryptographic code at the compiler level

Trail of Bits developed constant-time coding support for LLVM 21 that prevents compilers from breaking cryptographic implementations vulnerable to timing attacks, introducing the __builtin_ct_select family of intrinsics that preserve constant-time properties throughout compilation.

The Trail of Bits Blog

BUG REPORT:

Zero-Width Space has Non-Zero Width

check this shit out

$ printf "\x1b#8"

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