When someone asks for something, always tune your radio to station WIIFM. (What’s in it for me?)

More kids should idolize Homelander.

Sent this to my boss with a request for a raise. I’ll let yall know how it works out.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Big tech is just trading the same $100b between each other to generate infinite shareholder value.

In 10 years, your child will end up only being able to afford a laptop battery. Off brand, not even a Dell. Scott’s Tots 2

Tbh, it would be kind of nice if sensors weren’t put in easily damaged areas of cars. They’re part of why bumpers and tailgates are so much more expensive. I wonder if cars could have all the safety features using a couple little LIDAR and camera packages instead of chips on every piece of plastic.

Adult is just being 18+ years old. What you may be looking for is how to mature as an adult. That’s done by trying, failing, and learning over and over again. You’ll always have some fear of new things, but you eventually learn how to bounce back from failure to reduce the fear. As you get older, you’ll lose the support of family because they die. As that happens, you’ll learn to fend for yourself. You will not mature if your are doing the same old stuff because it’s comfortable.

Nanny state.

Do they even own the publishing rights to the originals to even cut them off? It sounds to me like they’re just making game modes that mimic the gameplay.