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English is the best language…

Oversight:
1. The responsibility of overseeing something
2. The unintentional failure to notice something

Dirty publishing secret:
You usually can judge a book by its cover (especially if it features the author's name or a picture of a spaceship)

New Terminology:

Mastadon - Tooter
Mastadoff - Forgetting you have a Mastadon and just using Twitter
Mastador - Almost tooting, but then not doing it at the last second
Mastaphor - Tooting about one thing, but in reference to another
Mastapiece - Toots of the highest quality
Mastabate - Retooting your own toots