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Silicon Valley Survival Guide
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of her phone, asking it to not die on her. Follow me on anything else: @SiliconValleySurvivor
Jeezy PeepsMastodon drinking game:
Take a drink every time you see someone on the public timelines that:
- Asks how verification works
- Remarks "but calling it a toot is silly" or similar
- Has set up a new instance you haven't seen yet
- Shitposts in a language other than your native tongue (down in one if you can understand it all too)
- Posts cat pictures
-Awoos
1997 ford taurusultraboost this toot if you hype af
yer a mastadon, arry
boost this toot if you boost this toot
hey so like....i feel like i'm drowning
#SILICONVALLEYVALUES money money money money money innovation innovation innovation innovation money money money money money money Lord Zuckerberg Lord Zuckerberg Lord Zuckerberg money money money money money money willieverbeabletoaffordahouse money
Thats my code sequence
I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT TUESDAYS ARE THE REAL PUBLIC ENEMY #1 NOT MONDAYS
THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU
There isn't enough cold brew in the world to make Tuesdays bearable
@janjoris I just followed you because you have really great hair.