Eternal Son

@Shyextrovert
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123 Posts
kill your masters
My toaster smells like burning weed
Weeding is Malthusian imo
When we mow our lawns we become the eco-fascists
*Going out to mow the lawn* fuck me this is just like collaborating in Vichy France what’s wrong with me
wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?
Good morning
Boost to ma’am me in public 
@Shyextrovert I'm an 80's baby...we had Bowie's Jareth Magic Pants...Kylo just seems a bit milquetoast after that to me
Thinking about how many people’s sexual awakenings were probably prompted by Kylo Ren saying “I can take whatever I want”