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@rory_blyth Happy 4th of July!!! I hope the day is.good to you.
I AM SOOOO BEAT FROM COOKING, BAKING, AND PREPPING FOOD FOR TOMORO. ALL DAMN DAY LONG FROM 9am TO NOW I REALLY SHOULD START MY OWN CATERING SERVICE.
HOLIDAYS ARE EXHAUSTING, MAN!!!
Grow a pair 🤣
@rory_blyth that's wonderful news, Rory, and I'm sorry you've suffered for so long. Depression sux, but you can't ever come back from suicide
#peace 💗
@TomWellborn the entire American government is out of cuntroll, what planet are you living on, dude?
There's so much to celebrate on the 4th of July, but a definite tradition in our house is watching the MLE stars of the Nathan's hot dog eating contest on Coney Island, NY 🤣
The winner is never obese lololol but they're always American its fucking fascinating.
One guy ate 52 oysters in 11 mins to qualify. Anutter ate 5.1 lbs of shrimp cocktail in 8 mins bwahahahahahahhhhh I might could endure that feat.
#JoeyJawsChestnut is a fkg hero ova dis way!!!
@Lizzie_Owlycat I'm sure there's truth to him not paying his bill, but this might have been a problem yesterday as well
@caarlos0 I think it's deeper than what it appeared to be, I've since learned all about this Christopher Bouzy guy in Jersey. Seems he's not such a good or creative person...
I think twitter issues are temporary,but I'm never going back so there's that
@Lizzie_Owlycat if you're that addicted to social media you have deeper problems than adhd and Elon Musk
Weird
@MatthewTitus88 I LOVE THIS POST!!! (Is it called a post here, idfek lol).
In a feed full of cartoony weirdos and slant writing lmao this was a great comfort post.
The only other best Taxi episode is when Latka's grams dies and leaves her special cookie recipe to him and Famous Amos visits him in his dream