When i first got my dog, it was freezing cold outside, but she was so small that pet stores didn’t have any clothes that would fit. I ended up cutting up my fuzzy socks to turn them into coats. Seeing another dog in a sock sweater made me so so happy.

I think that means you’ve been fortunate enough not to feel the need to turn a piece of fruit, bug, or rat into a cathartic feeling of peace or closure. The animal, fruit, or veggie would be given to the zoo creature anyways, and this raises funds to help conservation.

I’ll happily name a carrot after my ex and watch it be fed to a giraffe.

Awwww. I was gonna post that mummy.

My dog has peed on it, so it’s his. I just work for him lol

I hope that YouTube, Instagram, and Pandora notice that I close their app every time I see a gambling ad

The only one that looks real is the bottom right Santa. The carousel looks passable, until you notice they’re all facing the same direction and that’s not what carousels do.

Yes! This was my first thought! Forbidden Razzles!

I’m so glad I got sterilized. Besides the fact that I have a degenerative genetic disorder; housing isn’t affordable (and no roommate or landlord wants messy/loud children in their home), food prices are ridiculous, pregnancy is too risky, there’s dwindling social programs to help mothers, the US doesn’t have maternity leave, the earth’s climate is changing drastically, and war is looming. It’s literally the best time to be sterilized.

If I change my mind, I’ll adopt. The US foster system is overflowing with hundreds of thousands of children, whose parents were forced to birth them, but couldn’t care for them. 11% more children have been filling foster homes because of RvW.

My friend’s daughter works at a Starbucks and has been dealing with this, because they’re not allowed to write political names. I told her to start calling out the name Charles, because it’s his legal name, and it’s not inherently political.

As long as you’re sure it’s Queen Anne’s Lace (hairy stem, flowers with red dot), rip it up and use it. They’re much tougher than normal carrots, but still taste great and make a lovely vegetable stock. My dogs go NUTS for them as treats. There’s a bunch of tutorials online for how to use them.

Note: You won’t be able to get rid of them without weed killer, because their seeds turn into little burrs that cling to animals… but the plant is tasty, so why waste it?