That yahoo that does the thing.
Clinical researcher / Pediatric Oncology / Bone Marrow Transplant / Immunotherapy. Giant nerd and repository of useless knowledge. He/Him. Namer of boats
Very much a "why the fuck did I even get out of bed" kind of day.
*Sigh*
Him: can I have a gun?
Cops: yeah sure why ... wait, hold on a minute, whoa, holy shit, no, you're off-the-deep-end crazy. And we'd normally let *basically anyone* have a gun
DOD: would you like a TS/SCI clearance and unrestricted access to the JCS brief
Him: OK
* two years later *
DOD, in hot-dog costume: Look, we're all just trying to work out who did this, ok
*tap tap tap*
Oh hey this thing still works I guess.
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