I know any kind of outdoor kink play is a risk.

But seriously, at 2am, in a dark park on the edge of the city, that you've checked no one is hanging around in (it's a flat sports field, no hiding places) can't a guy appreciate a friend's sneakers while cuffed up without being interrupted by a random person out walking their dog?

At least he said hello nicely..!

Kicking our health service around the place is normal here.
But credit where it's due, inside an envelope so discreet even the husband wasn't sure what it was, is a pretty comprehensive STI test and return for results kit. And it's free.

www.sh24.ie for any local reading this.

Now just to worry about those damn lancets for drawing blood.... 😱

So.. Yeah, my neighbour (over for Christmas dinner) just asked why I had a collar and padlock on on Christmas Eve.
Knocked on her door on way to gym to give her keys to check in on the fuzzball, didn't realise the chain and padlock was outside the tshirt.

Major kudos to the hubbie for explaining when she asked...!