The average ctf_2fort player is very average, not because you'll encounter a single normal person on ctf_2fort, but because everyone is either an anarcho-communist catgirl or a raging racist
| ae/she/it/they | Pronouns |
| ae/she/it/they | Pronouns |
"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes
"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:
-don't believe in meteorology.
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a tragic gopher-related accident.
-think that cops should give you one chance to arm wrestle your way out of a speeding ticket.
-microdose portobello mushrooms to keep your selenium levels stable.
-constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost.