@SetOfAllSets

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I'm the catgirl btw that's me
The average ctf_2fort player is very average, not because you'll encounter a single normal person on ctf_2fort, but because everyone is either an anarcho-communist catgirl or a raging racist
Neither does peepeepoopol but that's probably because it isn't one
Neither does peepeepoopol but that's probably because it isn't one
Hobo std. does not sound like a font name.

"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes

"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby

Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-don't believe in meteorology.

-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a tragic gopher-related accident.

-think that cops should give you one chance to arm wrestle your way out of a speeding ticket.

-microdose portobello mushrooms to keep your selenium levels stable.

-constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost.

Don't work harder or smarter.
Work darker.
Use your knowledge of black magic to call upon the old gods.
Turn all CEOs into newts & ferns.
Cover all office buildings in moss & wildflowers and let the raccoons have them.
You deserve a rest.