Just saw a squirrel eating some discarded fried chicken. What hath we wrought?
Hot Cross Buns
@Sensualcmt
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I can't hear you over Cillian Murphy's lips
timoth‽Every time a new Jurassic Park drops, a few months later, animal shelters are overfilled with the abandoned velociraptors that parents impulsively bought for their children before realizing how much work they are.
TobyWoke up to YET ANOTHER barn. Bloody Amish kids
All these videos of dachshunds napping without a blanket are making me anxious. You gotta tuck those weenies in.
The search feature here has to be extremely limited, because it never shows any keyword results for anything
We having the Jonah Hill's a piece of shit conversation on Mastodon?
Low Quality FactsThreads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.
Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.
Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.
PossumEveryHour
Ryan CordellMy new social media app is called Grouse. You can only post criticism of the 3,000 other new social media apps.
Posts are called “Gripes.” No likes or reposts—just one button to “Commiserate.” If a Gripe receives enough Commiseration it’s elevated by the algorithm into a “Complaint.”
Also there’s an academic version called “Faculty Meeting.”