I was working the dish room at Cracker Barrel when this song came on the radio.

The entire back of house sang “Work sucks”

And the front of house sang “I know”

And from then on we got classic rock at best, and no music at worst.

Shithole country not worth fighting for

I saw “What Dreams May Come” in high school and wept the entire way from the theater to the car.

Even met some friends on the way and had to explain I was crying because it was so beautiful.

Oh goody, one good thing could happen anywhere while a million bad things could happen a million times in a million places.

You’re not gonna trick me into having hope over one dumb mayoral election. We’re too fucked for that to make a difference.

Not a presidential election. Or a senate election. Or even a house election.

A mayoral election.

And this should scare the DNC?

Baloney.

I look forward to his single term fighting against every entrenched power structure in the city and also the procedural bullshit that will hamstring anything good he tries to do.

Yeah, that one wasn’t nearly as good

Looks like it’s just a guy with the same name.

Unless the famous Mikkelsen has had a really rough 21 years

Yeah.

Plus my racist neighbors with their chemlawn are pissed

Maybe, in the far future, I elected to have my skull sent back in time for that purpose.

Because I totally would.