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Before there were memes, The Soup Nazi reigned supreme. #Seinfeld

It’s #NationalCakeDay. Go ahead and splurge. Just be sure to avoid any sixty-year-old pastries. #Seinfeld #ElaineBenes

Happy Holidays. Now put down the phone and go spend some time with your loved ones. #Holidays #Seinfeld

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. #Seinfeld

Get your Festivus shopping done now and order The Bro. #Seinfeld

Claire: Jerry! Hi!

Jerry’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Bosco!

Wake up to reality.
#Seinfeld