@Scottclevenger

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I co-host of The Slumgullion podcast and write mean but funny reviews at Better Living Through Bad movies.
Podcasthttps://slumgullionpodcast.blogspot.com
Bloghttps://clevenger.substack.com
ScottclevengerDec 13
"OK, it stretches! So WHAT?"
"Because elasticity increases comfort and ease of movement."
"We're talking about your underpants, right?"
"No, my anus. Why do you think I've been showing it off?"
"Why you breezy trollop! I oughta pound your li'l panty-waist!"
"We're still talking about my underpants, right?"
"No."
ScottclevengerOct 14

I see London, I see France, I see the frigging Lord of the Dance.

This week at Better Living Through Bad Movies, Michael Flatley is Bond. With bunions.

https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/blackbird-2018?r=ipdd&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

ScottclevengerSep 28, 2025

ANCHOR: Welcome back to CNN. We're talking vaccine recommendations with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Secretary of Health and Human Services. Now Mr. Secretary, just before the break you were saying that--

RFK,JR: Monkeypox is a HOOOAX!

ScottclevengerSep 22, 2025
This week at Better Living Through Bad Movies, the Dark Knight, better known around here as the Sultan of Self-Harm has managed to set himself on fire, so please join us for the batbecue
https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/the-batman-1943-chapter-12?r=ipdd&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
ScottclevengerSep 15, 2025
I mean yes, technically it's a movie and not a painful skin condition that afflicts people who once had chicken pox. I'm just saying...there's a reason Jingle rhymes with Shingles.
https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/jingle-all-the-way?r=ipdd&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
ScottclevengerSep 4, 2025

This week at Better Living Through Bad Movies:

"It's my Vampire Happening and it FREAKS me OUT!"
https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/the-vampire-happening-1971?r=ipdd&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

ScottclevengerAug 18, 2025

At Better Living Thru Bad Movies:

Ming the Merciless goes to the Japanese Cave of Horrors and gets his entire “prospector” look Queer-Eyed by the Japanese Hair Salon of Doom! (Yes I realize that sentence makes no sense, but I don’t make the rules here, people.)

https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/the-batman-chapter-8

ScottclevengerAug 11, 2025

JOHN DONNE: No man is an island.

HER: ACKually…

ScottclevengerAug 6, 2025

This week at Better Living Through Bad Movies, please join us for IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946), or as I like to call it, SOCIOPATHS IN LOVE.

https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/its-a-wonderful-life-1946

ScottclevengerAug 4, 2025

At Better Living Through Bad Movies:
I was in the mood for a horror movie, and this thing has scared me since I was a little boy.

https://open.substack.com/pub/clevenger/p/its-a-wonderful-life-1946?r=ipdd&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true